2 scenarios as to why this guy is a effing bastard. Gawd.....Even More Bastard And Pissing Of Than Me Now La. It was me that was ment to be pissing ppl of.....WHY ARE U STEALING MY JOB?!?!?!?!?!? T.T
1st scenario
James: "Ehh, Jin. My Bro.....Got Any Sugarlicious Babes Yet?"
Me : " Ehh...No?!?!"
James: "I Got Gf Le. And For The Bet U Made With Me 3 Years Ago, november 2nd 2006 about who gets a gf 1st wins. Well...you owe me 15 bucks. So wheres my money?"
Me : "wtf? thats so damn long ago. pay wad?......zzz heck la. so freaking long ago still can remember...."
James: " o wait wait....gf calling, ehh could u go to the little corner there and whip out my 10 bucks? dun wan u to disturb on our privacy chat. "
Fked up......i swear. And it was be4 getting a gf it was, Bros be4 hoes...but now, this......tmd...its even the same wif the scums . Wad has these seductive creatures done with all of u, my bros!!!!!
will i be next on the menu for these creatures? who knows....who knows.....BUT! back to topic~
2nd scenario, THE WORST OF EM ALL!!!!!
Me : "ehh dude, im starving. ehh, wheres my portion of food?"
James: "*munch munch* O, ur food....jus wait a little while longer, maid preparing, *munch munch* wa....This new recipe my maid cook dam nice largh....."
10mins Later......
Me : "Seriously la bro......si bei starved la."
James: "Can U wait?!? *munch munch* Go play some games or something while waiting. Oh damn, this fish is dam nice lar."
Me : "ARgaghdugjhsdjkghsdjkvbkxjvsd !!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
(i then go outside the room and look into the kitchen.....NO ONE!)
James: "Orgh sorry ah! i forgot ask my maid prepare something for you. *munch munch* oh, ehh (takes the phone and throws to me) here u go, call mcdonalds or something, and if you do not haf enough money for it, dun order, cause i am broke. *munch munching* *yum yum....*"
k, seriously, u r dam bastard. @.@ u piece of scum fag douchebag.
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