BIG SHOCKER!!!

I am extremely SHOCKED, SPEECHLESS.

just watch the video below to see how......Gah, i cant think of the word to describe him....Goes far beyond mental retardation.....Honestly really dunno how to describe this. Just watch! And go to the main video page and click the links there if ur interested at how crazy this guy is.

Then again.....maybe to him, its L O V E. BUT HOW THE FK DO U FALL IN LOVE OR FALL IN LOVE TO THE POINT OF ACTUALLY MARRYING THE DAM ANIMATED VIRTUAL NINTENDO DS GIRL WHO EXIST IN A CATRIDGE?!?!?!?!??!

(hmm, all u nid to do is send a virus to his DS, and its a done deal......^.^ Maybe just "accidentally" bump into him, make him drop his DS, and pray his catridge gets broken. Good bye whoever u are Wife. )




*Wonder's whether he realizes that thousands of people in the world play that same game, and scored that VIRTUAL girl as the win. His girl is probably getting literally fked by many other virtual loving idiots out there by the min......

Oh well....

Bottomline: Japanese are retards. Only they could actually pull off and do these things.....

Pokemon....Overulling my life once again.

Yesterday went to eat sakae buffet with cheese, sky, petrine and the natard. Nattou from sake = smelly.....Taste seemed horrible. Looks disgusting. Well, come to think of it, it looked kinda cool, like something out of the Alien movies. Sticky....Smelly....Brownie. It looked like mushroom! Yummy....To be precise, it looked like those canned mushroom, light brownish and all. Yeeeeck, not that yum, but still yum yum.

Dam wei da....keep on opening mouth. Like a pudge Rot. Literally....The smell of the natou....minusing my hp by the mili second by 175.

And......

Nvr EVER start laughing when ur feeling full. U cant stop, and food just flies out. As though we havent learnt our lesson from our last experience at pioneer ri ben chun. -.-

And then today? I FINALLY PONNED SCHOOL!!!! WOOOT. but for the 1st part, well, until about 5-6++ I had dam bad running nose. And its extremely painful when u rub ur nose to much and it starts to give some sex burn feel. Oh lawd, worse than sex....it was P A I N F U L. but now okay le. :D

Haiz.....Wanted to do some project, or get some work done. But pokemon just had to enter my life again eh? Nope, not the game......THE SHOW!!!! Im 17! And i just started rewatching pokemon. But the older seasons like nicer leh....Well, only watched episode 1-24 today, and 2 episodes of the new diamond and pearl one....Like crap. -__- . Either way, i didnt do any work. heck, the 1st day of this month I didnt even LEAVE my house. Kinda happy bout that! :D Long time since i just locked myself at home.

Btw, I lurv Turtlee! @_@ whenever i go back to my room, i will always be greeted with a smile. :)

Someone Just Stab Lester With A Pencil.

On birthdays, what could u expect ur most idiotic, scheming, evil, friends to do to u? Push u into the pool? Smash a cake? Oh yea....I knew that, So i just kept my eyes open out for these things, But only to find out that what was installed for me, werent those.......Oh dear lawd....Just kill Lester Young.

1st stage of death - bring bottles of cream and literally cream me. (They let me off. :D)

2nd S.O.D - For me to carry Turtlee all over the place when we walked around. (Hah....Failed in a way. )

3rd S.O.D ( the killer) - Fish and Co......Apparently that demonic place had B'dae discounts, 10% off and an ice cream. But what no one told me be4 it was too late was that.......Singing, clapping and standing on a fking stool was part of the process. Oh dear lawd.......Standing on that mini stool, with a bunch of retards (Fish and co Staff) Doing their stupid cheer thing (Company's policy) and then singing me the b'dae song............DAM PAI SEH LA.
Worse of all, THE FKING SPARKLE THEY GAVE ME DIED OUT THE MOMENT THEY FINISHED. OMG!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! The only thing preventing me from fainting was the thought that once it was over, i was gonna burn Lester alive........ARGHSGHKJSDGHLGS.

Then watched My GirlFriend is an Agent or smth like that. Funny show. :D Gal chio also....Hell yea for korean girls!

But.....Sincerly thank u all. I know i kept complaining (I DUN REGRET COMPLAINING ONE BIT), but really thank you all. (FK U LESTER.....and eric too) Thanks for Turtlee. :D

And to show how much i appreciate the present u all gave me. Here are 2.....pictures of Turtlee enjoying its new found home. btw, Turtlee is the name i gave it. -.-......

Awww......Turtleee making itself at home. :o

One of the best b'daes!!

I had a wonderful b'dae. Father took the time out to actualy LEAVE the house for something other than withdraw money and bought me a cake. Really dam happy he did that for me. Well, him actually doing that was mainly due to how my mother scold him and all....but at least he is changing a bit. :D So happy, that is like the a birthday wish coming true whitout even having to wish for it. Well....Since my that wish for my father to actually do something for me came true.....i had to wish for some other thing. Like......Oh dear lawd. Cant actually say it out right? If not it wont come true...;D Wishful thinking......Obviously its wishful thining thats why its a wish. -.- But......the drifting is there. Like drifting at nicol highway.......Sure fall off and get drowned in ur car at the bottom of the sea. then get eatened by the fishes.....Good fishy fish. Gulp gulp. Does goldfish eat human flesh? o.O That nicol highway statement made no sense, and theres no relation......so darn random -.-...... btw, I wan to learn tennis!

And then went to meet the fking scum bags. Played pool......which i suked horribly at. So mani of my balls WENT INTO THE HOLE and then came flying back out......WTF?!?!?!? IT LITERALLY ENTERED THE HOLE! How the hell did it come rolling back out?!? And yea....Basically suked.


Its the stripes.


My new pokemon team that is made up of cute lovables and my fav pokemon
- Umbreon (MY FAV!!! :D )
- Jipachi
- Celebi
- Pikachu -.-
- Latias
- Latios.

I know...it sounds sucky....But i dun wan bring out the bad asses yet. I just wan a nice cute team 1st, then at elite 4 i bring out the heavy pokemonary. But obviously Umbreon will be with me forever and ever.....If only pokemon were real, i would definitely get and Umbreon.
Argh!!! Still remember when i was a kid, used to pretend with fake ballz that i was a pokemon trainer. Anyone had that same situation? Well....now im imagining an Umbreon being just right beside me.

Lame....

Its the stripes....100% the stripes.

But yea....Best b'dae i had since.........dunno. -.-....
- Father showed that he could actually be a father.
- Was given homemade food and cake. :D Thanks again Y-Ting, Jesse, Wei lin
- Was given 2 b'dae parties from Sha-O-kun. Wad kinda fked up clique name is that? -.-
- Was given company and time from half the scums. :D

And thank you those who mass message me at 11.59 2oth nov. xD Hah! The failures who sent messages at 11.58 - Jonan, Abby, Cragnolia ( WHO THE FK IS SHE?!?, but thanks anyway stranger. Appreciate it. :D @_@).

Thanks Chee Seng , Sky , Wei da, In advance for u guys treating me on monday or whenever. xD z.z Thanks Petrine for not taking my chocolates :) , and.......persuading me to buy sp star ticks.........-.-.....it doesnt even need thanking....holy crap, that was a negative thing. Ahhhh, but who cares, thanks anyway. !_!

So Grateful!

I really am so grateful for what everyone did for me. Thank you Jonan, Jun Soh, Zack, Elaine, James, Jolene, Zamir, Liang kai, Rayson. For getting 2 parties for me. Z_Z One with other strangers i dun even know off, which was DAM BLOODY WIERD. Who the eff celebrates their b'daes 3days be4 with strangers? And tonights mini one. :)

And Realli BIG BIG BIG THANKS to Yun Ting, Jesse and Wei lin for baking the dam super uber duber chocolate cake. And cooking the rest of tonights dinner! :D So much effort in it, realli touch my heart lor. Wan to start tearing tears of joy leh. @_@

So dam fortunate to have met u all. T____T

Realli realli big thank you! Thanks for giving me my 1st actual b'dae group thingie celebration party thingie. (by that, i dun mean a b'dae in lan, or mother taking me out to dinner.) ;)
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Tomorow will be with the scums.....and yea. Gonna suffer. x.x Haiz...Probability of Lester planning some screwed up suffering shit for me is about 110%. Oh lawd.......

Wishlist :
- Slippers
- Long pants.
- Shirts
- Short pants
- 00 raiser Designer's colours
- Lan
- 2012 (film)
- Confidence. (o.o....like i could be given this liddat.....)
- A hair cut
- i-Touch
- I know there are more...but i cant realli recall anymore of what else i want.
- Ability to recall what other stuff i want
- More Coach Hines Episodes!! PLEASE!!! D: (And thats IMPOSSIBLE) :(

The usual stuff.

Usual Stuff - Nid to cut hair, but to dam lazy to go.
Nid new pants and clothes....but too dam lazy to go.
Nid to study, but to darn lazy to whip out the books at home.

And today, i witnessed the most CHIO shemale in the whole entire fking universe. If only i were still ignorent, i wouldnt be trembling in fear. All courtesy of DOUGLAS KOH for posting it on facebook. *His vid the pics cuter, and chio-er. (Cant believe im saying this for a shemale) *

This here my friends, i present to u the most CHIO shemale hailing from thailand.

Trembling in fear yet? No?!?
What if all the perfect HD Quality girls in this world are SHEMALES?!?!?!?!?!??!?!? This Man/Girl over here, pawnz over 90% of the entire world's female population in terms of chioness. And that is a sure fact as u can see. What if, there are more like that? That the top 10% of the world's prettiest woman are actually males in disguise?!?!?!? At 1st, i thought i had homones problem, that i couldnt tell a guy from girl. But no.....Thailand Doctors did an EXTREMELY good job into making that guy and girl. So good, that its scary, Im honestly scared of thailand right now. Real scared. I wan genuine girls. :D

Freaked out. Worst nightmare since Sec3 just came true. Well...not just. But i just found out, so yea. +_+

Cant wait for my tokyo/kyoto trip ;D

ACS Carnival

A day after friday the 13th. Ment to be rejoiced? Ment to be good? I dont think so....Other than the dota, today was shit.

Went back school, saw some teachers, saw some ppl that i havent seen in a long long time. And honestly, all boys school is the best. Cause those fking assholes, would wan to show off the chio girls they know, so they would bring all their chio girls with em there. So basically, as u can kinda imagine now, THE PLACE WAS FREAKING LOADED WITH EM. OH LORD YESH!!!!!! Glory has been done to ACS. Big Eyes+Buanglessness faces. OMG LA. HEAVEN for a condemned soul like me.

After that, went mad jacks then lan. -.-....Owning obviously. :) Then pool......Suked at it. Suk at pool now. gah..... Then went to meet up with Jesse and the "rest". Was late by like.....2hours++?? Oh hell yea for poor time management. Wait....I was enjoying myself in lan when i had to leave. ;D

Was given "grape juice" in like one dam fking big ribena cup. And i downed it whithin like....10 secs? And only after that 10secs i realised......it was fking 50% alchohol wine thingie. Gawd dam. Was i so mentally stunned to not realise i was drinking bitter juice? And well....basically i was fked for the rest of the night. Like literally, i still have control over myself. Cause i can feel myself typing this post. Or maybe, when i wake up tomorow, i would have forgotened everything tonight, and find that i typed out something i dun even remember typing. Oh yea....Thats cool, OMG LA, HOW SERIOUSLY COOL IS THAT?!?!?!? But gawd, my alchohol intake level is low......Well, at least it kinda shows that i dun drink often......Correction!!! I dun drink AT ALL!

But honestly........Mew-Two can pwn any gundams except 00-raiser, FLAT! It cant pwn 00, cause 00 is just to fking imba.....Trans-Am + Hear the thoughts. How to win agaisnt that?!?!?!? Mew-two just use psychic on any gundam, control them or destroy them on the spot. Oh lord yes. Grass-Hopers are dam creepy and thick. They have like 2 vanguards on them or something. Big ball fall on them, it just gets deflected off.

Modules. I hate em.

I hate Database Management.

I dun mind accounting.

But i hate General Journal + Ledger. (Most probably due to my mood right now, since i dun have the fking mood and patience to do such tedious stuff)

Im starting to dislike Fundamentals Of Marketing , (Due to proj)

I hate Critical Reasoning Skills.

Java? Dun quite like it, But hell yea for Chee Seong for making me somehow tanking threw it.

Right now, i feel dam pissed. Dam pekcek. Heck, u should know how screwed i feel right now from me typing out that particular word, Pekcek.
Gawd.......Why do i feel this way? This sux. End my torment. Please.

Projects really make one start to feel hate for that particular module. I swear....Projects whether big or small, did alot, or did normal amount, it just makes u hate stuff, hate the module, hate.....alot of things. Dorgh. Maybe its just this moment? That my mind is just to tired? Well, at least i get to wake up LATE tmr. Since i dun have GEMS at 8am. Can get 2hours more of sleep. :D

*im finally cleared my stock of luncheon meat*

FML

Oh yes....the usual anime scene, a future couple, alone together in a karaoke room. How sweet? Karaoke room, empty, dark, secluded. A place where loads of fantasies comes true. Fantasies that teenagers like me could only dream and hope for.

Being confessed to in a room like that, Sweet aint it? Ahh.........But the thing is, im in extreme pain, extreme angst-ness, in extreme shambles, i should say. Why?!?!?!?!?

Cause was kinda confessed to by a GUY. A GAY. A TRUE GAY.

I nvr believed in gays be4, only in lesbians. ;D Nvr believed as in, even if i have seen gays holding hands and all, but it still feels like something far away from me.

Sooo......

Went out K-Box with Jun kai and Sophia, with 2 other of their friends. And J.k warned me be4 hand that *unspeakable name* was gay, as in, really gay. But nooo, i took it lightly, as though it was a fking joke, Only to come to regret later on.

So half way threw, somehow, or should i say, magically, everyone else had some reason to leave the room, leaving me with *the unspeakable one*, all alone, in the k-box room, only with the plate of nuts redirecting my attention away from the constant uncomfortable stares i get from him. Then suddenly, he starts to talk about how i was "his type" and other stuff (WHICH I COULD HAVE SWORN WAS GOING TO LEAD TO A CONFESSION). It was so impactful, that even my unstandable leg hair, STOOD. The hair on my head started standing, (Thx to Sophy for telling me my hair was standing when she came back). And be4 the situation could get anyworse, i took the plate of nuts and shot the question. "Wanna have some nuts?"

Ahhhh, good nuts. Never be4 have i valued it so much in my life.

But seriously, why im a so suay? I dun wan to be attracting guys, i wan gals. That would be a perfect situation if only he were an at least okay okay gal. FK MY LIFE.

Is it karma?

Is someone trying to tell me not to look at gals so much?

Why is this happening to me. 1st the old woman in the lift, and now this? WHY AM I ATTRACTING ALL THE WRONG PEOPLE?!?!?!? WHY?!?!?!?!??!!??!!??

I can honestly see myself single for the rest of my poly life. This sux. Im already scared of girls, as in, scared. but not scared......like scared. At the same time not. Dunno how to put it. but yea.....And then now this? So what next? Im gonna be scared of both guys and gals? Should i just lock myself in my room and live the remainder of my life like that? Should i implement this scheme once my CRS presentation is done? Oh yea.....Yes i should.

In a room, watching food porn.

P.s: My mom thought i was watching porn, when i started moaning out the word sex when i was watching anthony bourdain eating some dam nice steak. So she barged into my room and scolded me, Only to see that i was watching food. Hah, she so dam pai seh after that. @_@

*more like how low i've become. Retarded. Wad is this.........Day by day, im just getting more and more retarded. IMH, its not so far now isit?

The world we live in is mysterious! @.@

Mystery case 1# - Pubic hair on top of the male's urine place

People everywhere have been hearing me complain about dick hair on top of the white basin urine thingie.......in short the w.b.u. Everywhere i go to, Mainly SCHOOL, whitout fail, the w.b.u i use will always have hair on it. INSIDE it is ok, explainable. but on top.....thats a whole new different story. HOW THE EFF DO U GET HAIR ON TOP OF IT?!?!?!?!? U must be giant in order for ur hair to magically appear there. Seriously.........I realli wan to see how ppl get hair ontop of it, cause im really freaked out by it. *Giants roam among us, but are unseen*

Mystery case 2# - NOTHING
Seriously.......that dick hair one is the most mysterious thing i've come across. Call me mad, call me retarded. I dun give a dam. I just want answers. Thats all. Simple as that. Are there giants among us? Are there Ghost giants suffering from dick hair loss among us? What is it leaving behind all the hair? And sometimes, theres like a bundle of hair, like a paint brush amount of hair....A patch of hair, there, inside the w.b.u. Wth did the guy do to make so much hair come out? School's toilets are a mystery.

Mystery case 3# - ghost probably?
The numbering of the case is like fking useless since im talking about the same topic. zzz But oh well, maybe there are ghost pulling the hairs of unsuspecting victims and placing it every where. What other explanation could there be??? That must be one horny ghost.......If so, why hasent it attacked me yet? Well maybe cause im too overly concious of my forest, wont wanna my amazon forest trees being cut down yea? Environmental protection. Pro Or Not?!?!?!?!?!?? Got see such a environment friendly guy before such as myself?!?!?!?!? Of course not la.

Mystery case 4# - Why isnt Chee Seng back home and on MSN?!?!?!?!?!?!??
Its a sign, that maybe once i left the premises chio bu started flocking in, preventing his escape from camp. :o If thats the case.......WHY ARE CB SCARED OF ME?!?!?!??!?!!?!? Could it be cause i keep on scanning during lunch break?!?!?!?!? ARGH. Emo one corner play digivice.

And anyone ever notice that the number of couples are increasing by the SECOND. My facebook has dam fking few friends. And i hardly enter it, and lately, most friend request i've been ignoring. *DUN ASK ME WHY* So basically, if i still havent accepted ur request,


Sad lor.

Where was i??

Oh, ehh, my facebook livefeed is like, every second someone would have a statues change into "In a relationship". Haiz....Sianz. Anyway gratz to the new couples, Johan/Alexa ( i will save her!!! :D jk jk.....But seriously. -.- ) James/Jesse ( u dont need saving) and of course......

Suan yew, :D Last long hor. its like, after so long, and then finally, make it last.

*Eric, dun die of shock. -.- U cant die till u have ur E and T relationship. E.T. :D U know wad i mean yea. ^^



OMFG!!! I AM SO SLOW!! JUST REALIZE! JESSE AND JAMES! Roll On Floor Dieing! PRO PRO HAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAAHAHAHA. -.-

Judgement Of Kira (Facebook App)

In 2 weeks and 4 days, at exactly 12:16 AM. You dreamed about your friend's grandmother is doing Britney Spears' music videos, when you woke up, the flashbacks from that nightmare was so disturbing. No matter what you do you couldn't get it off of your mind, it's playing over and over because of that you committed suicide by poking your head and eyes with a kitchen knife several times.

*My fking goodness. I can so see this happening in future. It happened be4, but i avoided stabbing myself. Probably not the next time.

Its a Good Day!

Good day today! ;D

Since when was the last time i had a real good day? *Lan not counted*

I dun remember......

But today! Thats what u call good.

Good? Why good? Girl ask me out?

No.....Unfortunately.

*more like tio reject la....... < / 3 *

oo, Then wad?

Had a $300 per person meal. ;) And it was THEEEE Sex. where? Some place in orchard....at lido below there. Somewhere opposite the CD shop and all. Need formal wear all. zzz But its worth it! but still $600++ too fking ex. -.-........Most expensive restaurant in Singapore eh? But hor, if all food was free for me, i rather eat Spam or Rice with soya sauce (light soy ;D). Seriously........Spam is more addictive. And somehow, my body is just hooked onto rice and soy. But Fking good meal......

Ahhh.

So after dinner, accompanied Cindy to her fking dance class. Correction....."Enlightening" dance class. The people there realli sheded loads of light unto meh. Innocent+Firm+.....more firm?+ Nice smexyness. Balet somemore. Wear that lil white transparent "stuff". Ahhh, Men's fantasy's. Just for everyone's info, no matter how innocent i am, im still a male species. Somethings just cant be help.

P.s:I think i just increased my "social" network by......alot. ;D

Then came home.

And even home was good. Im not moving out! Sounds dam contradicting la....since i was the one who initiated it. Then now im going back on my words. -.-....Love for Celia (my maid who was with me since primary 2), my bed, house environment, friends, dogs, all, make me change my mind.

For those wondering where i was gonna move to, it was Ghim moh block 6 level 5, then turn turn right once u get out of the lift, then turn left, then the shittiest door u see there is the place. Shittiest door? yea....the uglyiest looking one whitout decors.

Oh oh, lemme talk about that place. Went there to see last friday. The cooking stove suked ballz. The house was quite big actually for a HDB, 3 room flat, and dam big kitchen space. and ehhh.....AND THE GATE! OMFG! THE GATE!!! Good thing i slim down sia, i almost got stucked in between la! Rofl! cant imagine a fat person staying there......oo....dun even think a fat person can enter the house. @_@ Stuck at the moment of entry. But seriously, its like, usualy people's gates are made up of 2 parts, then one part is usually fixed onto a spot, then the other half move around freely. Yea.....i walk through, and almost tio stuck. Dam paiseh la....good thing the only people there was my mom, the indian lady, and the agent. -_______-

My neighbour is sooo fat.
That when he walks out of the house.
He gets stuck.

lame...i know...but in dam good mood. :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D most probably due to me knowing that i wont be moving.......Happy happy.....But it will just need another conflict to make me emo and all geared up to move out again. haiz....But for now, im happy ;)

P.s: I think im seriously gonna just off my scanner. I will stop looking out for chio bu. Its hard....I know. but, must control.....

Phase 1 of Make over, Starts now!
To be a better person!