Lanterns. Free Lanterns. Whats better than free lanterns in abundance? Oh oh, i know! Free lanterns in abundance with a minimart selling lighters and house sprays at prices under $4.
Woo hoo.
It isnt even the time when condos hold some mini event to celebrate the mid autumn festival. Or is it? o.o. No idea. Cause went to Hi-Jack some random condo that was giving free lanterns.
A whole lotta lanterns+Lighters+Smell Fresh Sprays+Bunch of LUNAtics=Hell On Earth.
So after burning down a condo, me and Jonan seperated from the rest and took 2 of the surviving lanterns and went on a hike home. Just me and him, holding a purple and yellow lantern. Nvr in my life had i felt this --> <-- close to being an official gay. Walking past us were couples, holding hands, and carrying pink/purple/yellow lanterns in the other. If it was 4 couples, it wouldnt be that bad......But the walk took us 30mins to reach home. And couples were literally flying pass, front and behind us by the 10 secs.
Couples, Couples Everywhere. There was no safe haven from this tormenting ordeal. If there was only someone walking his dog, that would just ease our torment for that moment. And just when i thought that, A COUPLE with their dog emerge from whithin the darkness and into our sights. We looked practically like a freaking Gay couple. And shit, was the feeling worse than watching some uber romantic movie with a bunch of scumbags by ur side. This was an one on one situation. Gay, Gay, Gay. Argh!!! And the fact was that EVERYONE was holding lanterns, that just made it seem we were part of this couple's walk or wadever this supernatural phenomenon is.
And best.......-.-, met that retard kid that i accidentally kicked last sunday, and that ass hole said so dam loud to his gf, they are a gay couple. WTF. How on earth did that small midget get a gf, or maybe....it was his sister? o.O It IS IMPOSSIBLE for a 10yr old kid to get a gf. -.-. please.......Definitely his sister. OMG, That incest midget. Gah, that should pierce his heart and soul the next time our paths cross. Suk on that Mr Frodo.
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*I am soo gonna get a xbox360 or ps3 and final fantasy 13. Latest trailer killed me, and it aint the transforming summons (which is a turn off btw)that makes me want it so much. ahhh.....serah. @.@*
Lurv the song. Out december 2nd. T.T so long more....
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