Usual Stuff - Nid to cut hair, but to dam lazy to go.
Nid new pants and clothes....but too dam lazy to go.
Nid to study, but to darn lazy to whip out the books at home.
And today, i witnessed the most CHIO shemale in the whole entire fking universe. If only i were still ignorent, i wouldnt be trembling in fear. All courtesy of DOUGLAS KOH for posting it on facebook. *His vid the pics cuter, and chio-er. (Cant believe im saying this for a shemale) *
This here my friends, i present to u the most CHIO shemale hailing from thailand.
Trembling in fear yet? No?!?
What if all the perfect HD Quality girls in this world are SHEMALES?!?!?!?!?!??!?!? This Man/Girl over here, pawnz over 90% of the entire world's female population in terms of chioness. And that is a sure fact as u can see. What if, there are more like that? That the top 10% of the world's prettiest woman are actually males in disguise?!?!?!? At 1st, i thought i had homones problem, that i couldnt tell a guy from girl. But no.....Thailand Doctors did an EXTREMELY good job into making that guy and girl. So good, that its scary, Im honestly scared of thailand right now. Real scared. I wan genuine girls. :D
Freaked out. Worst nightmare since Sec3 just came true. Well...not just. But i just found out, so yea. +_+
Cant wait for my tokyo/kyoto trip ;D
Wednesday, November 18, 2009
Sunday, November 15, 2009
ACS Carnival
A day after friday the 13th. Ment to be rejoiced? Ment to be good? I dont think so....Other than the dota, today was shit.
Went back school, saw some teachers, saw some ppl that i havent seen in a long long time. And honestly, all boys school is the best. Cause those fking assholes, would wan to show off the chio girls they know, so they would bring all their chio girls with em there. So basically, as u can kinda imagine now, THE PLACE WAS FREAKING LOADED WITH EM. OH LORD YESH!!!!!! Glory has been done to ACS. Big Eyes+Buanglessness faces. OMG LA. HEAVEN for a condemned soul like me.
After that, went mad jacks then lan. -.-....Owning obviously. :) Then pool......Suked at it. Suk at pool now. gah..... Then went to meet up with Jesse and the "rest". Was late by like.....2hours++?? Oh hell yea for poor time management. Wait....I was enjoying myself in lan when i had to leave. ;D
Was given "grape juice" in like one dam fking big ribena cup. And i downed it whithin like....10 secs? And only after that 10secs i realised......it was fking 50% alchohol wine thingie. Gawd dam. Was i so mentally stunned to not realise i was drinking bitter juice? And well....basically i was fked for the rest of the night. Like literally, i still have control over myself. Cause i can feel myself typing this post. Or maybe, when i wake up tomorow, i would have forgotened everything tonight, and find that i typed out something i dun even remember typing. Oh yea....Thats cool, OMG LA, HOW SERIOUSLY COOL IS THAT?!?!?!? But gawd, my alchohol intake level is low......Well, at least it kinda shows that i dun drink often......Correction!!! I dun drink AT ALL!
But honestly........Mew-Two can pwn any gundams except 00-raiser, FLAT! It cant pwn 00, cause 00 is just to fking imba.....Trans-Am + Hear the thoughts. How to win agaisnt that?!?!?!? Mew-two just use psychic on any gundam, control them or destroy them on the spot. Oh lord yes. Grass-Hopers are dam creepy and thick. They have like 2 vanguards on them or something. Big ball fall on them, it just gets deflected off.
Went back school, saw some teachers, saw some ppl that i havent seen in a long long time. And honestly, all boys school is the best. Cause those fking assholes, would wan to show off the chio girls they know, so they would bring all their chio girls with em there. So basically, as u can kinda imagine now, THE PLACE WAS FREAKING LOADED WITH EM. OH LORD YESH!!!!!! Glory has been done to ACS. Big Eyes+Buanglessness faces. OMG LA. HEAVEN for a condemned soul like me.
After that, went mad jacks then lan. -.-....Owning obviously. :) Then pool......Suked at it. Suk at pool now. gah..... Then went to meet up with Jesse and the "rest". Was late by like.....2hours++?? Oh hell yea for poor time management. Wait....I was enjoying myself in lan when i had to leave. ;D
Was given "grape juice" in like one dam fking big ribena cup. And i downed it whithin like....10 secs? And only after that 10secs i realised......it was fking 50% alchohol wine thingie. Gawd dam. Was i so mentally stunned to not realise i was drinking bitter juice? And well....basically i was fked for the rest of the night. Like literally, i still have control over myself. Cause i can feel myself typing this post. Or maybe, when i wake up tomorow, i would have forgotened everything tonight, and find that i typed out something i dun even remember typing. Oh yea....Thats cool, OMG LA, HOW SERIOUSLY COOL IS THAT?!?!?!? But gawd, my alchohol intake level is low......Well, at least it kinda shows that i dun drink often......Correction!!! I dun drink AT ALL!
But honestly........Mew-Two can pwn any gundams except 00-raiser, FLAT! It cant pwn 00, cause 00 is just to fking imba.....Trans-Am + Hear the thoughts. How to win agaisnt that?!?!?!? Mew-two just use psychic on any gundam, control them or destroy them on the spot. Oh lord yes. Grass-Hopers are dam creepy and thick. They have like 2 vanguards on them or something. Big ball fall on them, it just gets deflected off.
Wednesday, November 11, 2009
Modules. I hate em.
I hate Database Management.
I dun mind accounting.
But i hate General Journal + Ledger. (Most probably due to my mood right now, since i dun have the fking mood and patience to do such tedious stuff)
Im starting to dislike Fundamentals Of Marketing , (Due to proj)
I hate Critical Reasoning Skills.
Java? Dun quite like it, But hell yea for Chee Seong for making me somehow tanking threw it.
Right now, i feel dam pissed. Dam pekcek. Heck, u should know how screwed i feel right now from me typing out that particular word, Pekcek.
Gawd.......Why do i feel this way? This sux. End my torment. Please.
Projects really make one start to feel hate for that particular module. I swear....Projects whether big or small, did alot, or did normal amount, it just makes u hate stuff, hate the module, hate.....alot of things. Dorgh. Maybe its just this moment? That my mind is just to tired? Well, at least i get to wake up LATE tmr. Since i dun have GEMS at 8am. Can get 2hours more of sleep. :D
*im finally cleared my stock of luncheon meat*
I dun mind accounting.
But i hate General Journal + Ledger. (Most probably due to my mood right now, since i dun have the fking mood and patience to do such tedious stuff)
Im starting to dislike Fundamentals Of Marketing , (Due to proj)
I hate Critical Reasoning Skills.
Java? Dun quite like it, But hell yea for Chee Seong for making me somehow tanking threw it.
Right now, i feel dam pissed. Dam pekcek. Heck, u should know how screwed i feel right now from me typing out that particular word, Pekcek.
Gawd.......Why do i feel this way? This sux. End my torment. Please.
Projects really make one start to feel hate for that particular module. I swear....Projects whether big or small, did alot, or did normal amount, it just makes u hate stuff, hate the module, hate.....alot of things. Dorgh. Maybe its just this moment? That my mind is just to tired? Well, at least i get to wake up LATE tmr. Since i dun have GEMS at 8am. Can get 2hours more of sleep. :D
*im finally cleared my stock of luncheon meat*
Sunday, November 8, 2009
FML
Oh yes....the usual anime scene, a future couple, alone together in a karaoke room. How sweet? Karaoke room, empty, dark, secluded. A place where loads of fantasies comes true. Fantasies that teenagers like me could only dream and hope for.
Being confessed to in a room like that, Sweet aint it? Ahh.........But the thing is, im in extreme pain, extreme angst-ness, in extreme shambles, i should say. Why?!?!?!?!?
Cause was kinda confessed to by a GUY. A GAY. A TRUE GAY.
I nvr believed in gays be4, only in lesbians. ;D Nvr believed as in, even if i have seen gays holding hands and all, but it still feels like something far away from me.
Sooo......
Went out K-Box with Jun kai and Sophia, with 2 other of their friends. And J.k warned me be4 hand that *unspeakable name* was gay, as in, really gay. But nooo, i took it lightly, as though it was a fking joke, Only to come to regret later on.
So half way threw, somehow, or should i say, magically, everyone else had some reason to leave the room, leaving me with *the unspeakable one*, all alone, in the k-box room, only with the plate of nuts redirecting my attention away from the constant uncomfortable stares i get from him. Then suddenly, he starts to talk about how i was "his type" and other stuff (WHICH I COULD HAVE SWORN WAS GOING TO LEAD TO A CONFESSION). It was so impactful, that even my unstandable leg hair, STOOD. The hair on my head started standing, (Thx to Sophy for telling me my hair was standing when she came back). And be4 the situation could get anyworse, i took the plate of nuts and shot the question. "Wanna have some nuts?"
Ahhhh, good nuts. Never be4 have i valued it so much in my life.
But seriously, why im a so suay? I dun wan to be attracting guys, i wan gals. That would be a perfect situation if only he were an at least okay okay gal. FK MY LIFE.
Is it karma?
Is someone trying to tell me not to look at gals so much?
Why is this happening to me. 1st the old woman in the lift, and now this? WHY AM I ATTRACTING ALL THE WRONG PEOPLE?!?!?!? WHY?!?!?!?!??!!??!!??
I can honestly see myself single for the rest of my poly life. This sux. Im already scared of girls, as in, scared. but not scared......like scared. At the same time not. Dunno how to put it. but yea.....And then now this? So what next? Im gonna be scared of both guys and gals? Should i just lock myself in my room and live the remainder of my life like that? Should i implement this scheme once my CRS presentation is done? Oh yea.....Yes i should.
In a room, watching food porn.
P.s: My mom thought i was watching porn, when i started moaning out the word sex when i was watching anthony bourdain eating some dam nice steak. So she barged into my room and scolded me, Only to see that i was watching food. Hah, she so dam pai seh after that. @_@
*more like how low i've become. Retarded. Wad is this.........Day by day, im just getting more and more retarded. IMH, its not so far now isit?
Being confessed to in a room like that, Sweet aint it? Ahh.........But the thing is, im in extreme pain, extreme angst-ness, in extreme shambles, i should say. Why?!?!?!?!?
Cause was kinda confessed to by a GUY. A GAY. A TRUE GAY.
I nvr believed in gays be4, only in lesbians. ;D Nvr believed as in, even if i have seen gays holding hands and all, but it still feels like something far away from me.
Sooo......
Went out K-Box with Jun kai and Sophia, with 2 other of their friends. And J.k warned me be4 hand that *unspeakable name* was gay, as in, really gay. But nooo, i took it lightly, as though it was a fking joke, Only to come to regret later on.
So half way threw, somehow, or should i say, magically, everyone else had some reason to leave the room, leaving me with *the unspeakable one*, all alone, in the k-box room, only with the plate of nuts redirecting my attention away from the constant uncomfortable stares i get from him. Then suddenly, he starts to talk about how i was "his type" and other stuff (WHICH I COULD HAVE SWORN WAS GOING TO LEAD TO A CONFESSION). It was so impactful, that even my unstandable leg hair, STOOD. The hair on my head started standing, (Thx to Sophy for telling me my hair was standing when she came back). And be4 the situation could get anyworse, i took the plate of nuts and shot the question. "Wanna have some nuts?"
Ahhhh, good nuts. Never be4 have i valued it so much in my life.
But seriously, why im a so suay? I dun wan to be attracting guys, i wan gals. That would be a perfect situation if only he were an at least okay okay gal. FK MY LIFE.
Is it karma?
Is someone trying to tell me not to look at gals so much?
Why is this happening to me. 1st the old woman in the lift, and now this? WHY AM I ATTRACTING ALL THE WRONG PEOPLE?!?!?!? WHY?!?!?!?!??!!??!!??
I can honestly see myself single for the rest of my poly life. This sux. Im already scared of girls, as in, scared. but not scared......like scared. At the same time not. Dunno how to put it. but yea.....And then now this? So what next? Im gonna be scared of both guys and gals? Should i just lock myself in my room and live the remainder of my life like that? Should i implement this scheme once my CRS presentation is done? Oh yea.....Yes i should.
In a room, watching food porn.
P.s: My mom thought i was watching porn, when i started moaning out the word sex when i was watching anthony bourdain eating some dam nice steak. So she barged into my room and scolded me, Only to see that i was watching food. Hah, she so dam pai seh after that. @_@
*more like how low i've become. Retarded. Wad is this.........Day by day, im just getting more and more retarded. IMH, its not so far now isit?
Friday, November 6, 2009
The world we live in is mysterious! @.@
Mystery case 1# - Pubic hair on top of the male's urine place
People everywhere have been hearing me complain about dick hair on top of the white basin urine thingie.......in short the w.b.u. Everywhere i go to, Mainly SCHOOL, whitout fail, the w.b.u i use will always have hair on it. INSIDE it is ok, explainable. but on top.....thats a whole new different story. HOW THE EFF DO U GET HAIR ON TOP OF IT?!?!?!?!? U must be giant in order for ur hair to magically appear there. Seriously.........I realli wan to see how ppl get hair ontop of it, cause im really freaked out by it. *Giants roam among us, but are unseen*
Mystery case 2# - NOTHING
Seriously.......that dick hair one is the most mysterious thing i've come across. Call me mad, call me retarded. I dun give a dam. I just want answers. Thats all. Simple as that. Are there giants among us? Are there Ghost giants suffering from dick hair loss among us? What is it leaving behind all the hair? And sometimes, theres like a bundle of hair, like a paint brush amount of hair....A patch of hair, there, inside the w.b.u. Wth did the guy do to make so much hair come out? School's toilets are a mystery.
Mystery case 3# - ghost probably?
The numbering of the case is like fking useless since im talking about the same topic. zzz But oh well, maybe there are ghost pulling the hairs of unsuspecting victims and placing it every where. What other explanation could there be??? That must be one horny ghost.......If so, why hasent it attacked me yet? Well maybe cause im too overly concious of my forest, wont wanna my amazon forest trees being cut down yea? Environmental protection. Pro Or Not?!?!?!?!?!?? Got see such a environment friendly guy before such as myself?!?!?!?!? Of course not la.
Mystery case 4# - Why isnt Chee Seng back home and on MSN?!?!?!?!?!?!??
Its a sign, that maybe once i left the premises chio bu started flocking in, preventing his escape from camp. :o If thats the case.......WHY ARE CB SCARED OF ME?!?!?!??!?!!?!? Could it be cause i keep on scanning during lunch break?!?!?!?!? ARGH. Emo one corner play digivice.
And anyone ever notice that the number of couples are increasing by the SECOND. My facebook has dam fking few friends. And i hardly enter it, and lately, most friend request i've been ignoring. *DUN ASK ME WHY* So basically, if i still havent accepted ur request,
Sad lor.
Where was i??
Oh, ehh, my facebook livefeed is like, every second someone would have a statues change into "In a relationship". Haiz....Sianz. Anyway gratz to the new couples, Johan/Alexa ( i will save her!!! :D jk jk.....But seriously. -.- ) James/Jesse ( u dont need saving) and of course......
Suan yew, :D Last long hor. its like, after so long, and then finally, make it last.
*Eric, dun die of shock. -.- U cant die till u have ur E and T relationship. E.T. :D U know wad i mean yea. ^^
OMFG!!! I AM SO SLOW!! JUST REALIZE! JESSE AND JAMES! Roll On Floor Dieing! PRO PRO HAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAAHAHAHA. -.-
People everywhere have been hearing me complain about dick hair on top of the white basin urine thingie.......in short the w.b.u. Everywhere i go to, Mainly SCHOOL, whitout fail, the w.b.u i use will always have hair on it. INSIDE it is ok, explainable. but on top.....thats a whole new different story. HOW THE EFF DO U GET HAIR ON TOP OF IT?!?!?!?!? U must be giant in order for ur hair to magically appear there. Seriously.........I realli wan to see how ppl get hair ontop of it, cause im really freaked out by it. *Giants roam among us, but are unseen*
Mystery case 2# - NOTHING
Seriously.......that dick hair one is the most mysterious thing i've come across. Call me mad, call me retarded. I dun give a dam. I just want answers. Thats all. Simple as that. Are there giants among us? Are there Ghost giants suffering from dick hair loss among us? What is it leaving behind all the hair? And sometimes, theres like a bundle of hair, like a paint brush amount of hair....A patch of hair, there, inside the w.b.u. Wth did the guy do to make so much hair come out? School's toilets are a mystery.
Mystery case 3# - ghost probably?
The numbering of the case is like fking useless since im talking about the same topic. zzz But oh well, maybe there are ghost pulling the hairs of unsuspecting victims and placing it every where. What other explanation could there be??? That must be one horny ghost.......If so, why hasent it attacked me yet? Well maybe cause im too overly concious of my forest, wont wanna my amazon forest trees being cut down yea? Environmental protection. Pro Or Not?!?!?!?!?!?? Got see such a environment friendly guy before such as myself?!?!?!?!? Of course not la.
Mystery case 4# - Why isnt Chee Seng back home and on MSN?!?!?!?!?!?!??
Its a sign, that maybe once i left the premises chio bu started flocking in, preventing his escape from camp. :o If thats the case.......WHY ARE CB SCARED OF ME?!?!?!??!?!!?!? Could it be cause i keep on scanning during lunch break?!?!?!?!? ARGH. Emo one corner play digivice.
And anyone ever notice that the number of couples are increasing by the SECOND. My facebook has dam fking few friends. And i hardly enter it, and lately, most friend request i've been ignoring. *DUN ASK ME WHY* So basically, if i still havent accepted ur request,
Sad lor.
Where was i??
Oh, ehh, my facebook livefeed is like, every second someone would have a statues change into "In a relationship". Haiz....Sianz. Anyway gratz to the new couples, Johan/Alexa ( i will save her!!! :D jk jk.....But seriously. -.- ) James/Jesse ( u dont need saving) and of course......
Suan yew, :D Last long hor. its like, after so long, and then finally, make it last.
*Eric, dun die of shock. -.- U cant die till u have ur E and T relationship. E.T. :D U know wad i mean yea. ^^
OMFG!!! I AM SO SLOW!! JUST REALIZE! JESSE AND JAMES! Roll On Floor Dieing! PRO PRO HAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAAHAHAHA. -.-
Tuesday, November 3, 2009
Judgement Of Kira (Facebook App)
In 2 weeks and 4 days, at exactly 12:16 AM. You dreamed about your friend's grandmother is doing Britney Spears' music videos, when you woke up, the flashbacks from that nightmare was so disturbing. No matter what you do you couldn't get it off of your mind, it's playing over and over because of that you committed suicide by poking your head and eyes with a kitchen knife several times.
*My fking goodness. I can so see this happening in future. It happened be4, but i avoided stabbing myself. Probably not the next time.
*My fking goodness. I can so see this happening in future. It happened be4, but i avoided stabbing myself. Probably not the next time.
Monday, November 2, 2009
Its a Good Day!
Good day today! ;D
Since when was the last time i had a real good day? *Lan not counted*
I dun remember......
But today! Thats what u call good.
Good? Why good? Girl ask me out?
No.....Unfortunately.
*more like tio reject la....... < / 3 *
oo, Then wad?
Had a $300 per person meal. ;) And it was THEEEE Sex. where? Some place in orchard....at lido below there. Somewhere opposite the CD shop and all. Need formal wear all. zzz But its worth it! but still $600++ too fking ex. -.-........Most expensive restaurant in Singapore eh? But hor, if all food was free for me, i rather eat Spam or Rice with soya sauce (light soy ;D). Seriously........Spam is more addictive. And somehow, my body is just hooked onto rice and soy. But Fking good meal......
Ahhh.
So after dinner, accompanied Cindy to her fking dance class. Correction....."Enlightening" dance class. The people there realli sheded loads of light unto meh. Innocent+Firm+.....more firm?+ Nice smexyness. Balet somemore. Wear that lil white transparent "stuff". Ahhh, Men's fantasy's. Just for everyone's info, no matter how innocent i am, im still a male species. Somethings just cant be help.
P.s:I think i just increased my "social" network by......alot. ;D
Then came home.
And even home was good. Im not moving out! Sounds dam contradicting la....since i was the one who initiated it. Then now im going back on my words. -.-....Love for Celia (my maid who was with me since primary 2), my bed, house environment, friends, dogs, all, make me change my mind.
For those wondering where i was gonna move to, it was Ghim moh block 6 level 5, then turn turn right once u get out of the lift, then turn left, then the shittiest door u see there is the place. Shittiest door? yea....the uglyiest looking one whitout decors.
Oh oh, lemme talk about that place. Went there to see last friday. The cooking stove suked ballz. The house was quite big actually for a HDB, 3 room flat, and dam big kitchen space. and ehhh.....AND THE GATE! OMFG! THE GATE!!! Good thing i slim down sia, i almost got stucked in between la! Rofl! cant imagine a fat person staying there......oo....dun even think a fat person can enter the house. @_@ Stuck at the moment of entry. But seriously, its like, usualy people's gates are made up of 2 parts, then one part is usually fixed onto a spot, then the other half move around freely. Yea.....i walk through, and almost tio stuck. Dam paiseh la....good thing the only people there was my mom, the indian lady, and the agent. -_______-
My neighbour is sooo fat.
That when he walks out of the house.
He gets stuck.
lame...i know...but in dam good mood. :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D most probably due to me knowing that i wont be moving.......Happy happy.....But it will just need another conflict to make me emo and all geared up to move out again. haiz....But for now, im happy ;)
P.s: I think im seriously gonna just off my scanner. I will stop looking out for chio bu. Its hard....I know. but, must control.....
Phase 1 of Make over, Starts now!
To be a better person!
Since when was the last time i had a real good day? *Lan not counted*
I dun remember......
But today! Thats what u call good.
Good? Why good? Girl ask me out?
No.....Unfortunately.
*more like tio reject la....... < / 3 *
oo, Then wad?
Had a $300 per person meal. ;) And it was THEEEE Sex. where? Some place in orchard....at lido below there. Somewhere opposite the CD shop and all. Need formal wear all. zzz But its worth it! but still $600++ too fking ex. -.-........Most expensive restaurant in Singapore eh? But hor, if all food was free for me, i rather eat Spam or Rice with soya sauce (light soy ;D). Seriously........Spam is more addictive. And somehow, my body is just hooked onto rice and soy. But Fking good meal......
Ahhh.
So after dinner, accompanied Cindy to her fking dance class. Correction....."Enlightening" dance class. The people there realli sheded loads of light unto meh. Innocent+Firm+.....more firm?+ Nice smexyness. Balet somemore. Wear that lil white transparent "stuff". Ahhh, Men's fantasy's. Just for everyone's info, no matter how innocent i am, im still a male species. Somethings just cant be help.
P.s:I think i just increased my "social" network by......alot. ;D
Then came home.
And even home was good. Im not moving out! Sounds dam contradicting la....since i was the one who initiated it. Then now im going back on my words. -.-....Love for Celia (my maid who was with me since primary 2), my bed, house environment, friends, dogs, all, make me change my mind.
For those wondering where i was gonna move to, it was Ghim moh block 6 level 5, then turn turn right once u get out of the lift, then turn left, then the shittiest door u see there is the place. Shittiest door? yea....the uglyiest looking one whitout decors.
Oh oh, lemme talk about that place. Went there to see last friday. The cooking stove suked ballz. The house was quite big actually for a HDB, 3 room flat, and dam big kitchen space. and ehhh.....AND THE GATE! OMFG! THE GATE!!! Good thing i slim down sia, i almost got stucked in between la! Rofl! cant imagine a fat person staying there......oo....dun even think a fat person can enter the house. @_@ Stuck at the moment of entry. But seriously, its like, usualy people's gates are made up of 2 parts, then one part is usually fixed onto a spot, then the other half move around freely. Yea.....i walk through, and almost tio stuck. Dam paiseh la....good thing the only people there was my mom, the indian lady, and the agent. -_______-
My neighbour is sooo fat.
That when he walks out of the house.
He gets stuck.
lame...i know...but in dam good mood. :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D most probably due to me knowing that i wont be moving.......Happy happy.....But it will just need another conflict to make me emo and all geared up to move out again. haiz....But for now, im happy ;)
P.s: I think im seriously gonna just off my scanner. I will stop looking out for chio bu. Its hard....I know. but, must control.....
Phase 1 of Make over, Starts now!
To be a better person!
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